Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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