Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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