I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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