We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
