How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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