If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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