i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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