Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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