You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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