I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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