why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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