We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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