I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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