Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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