that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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