i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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