I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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