i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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