Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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