what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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