dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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