You don't have asthma, your pregnant
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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