found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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