how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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