well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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