The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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