i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
