I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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