i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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