Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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