the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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