Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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