dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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