Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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