did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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