Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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