Dual....:-)
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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