Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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