I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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