So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
