I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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