How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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