I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize
