is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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