My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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