We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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