What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
ugly people sure do ruin things
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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