i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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