so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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