I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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