I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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