make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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